I now realize that I’ve reached the end of an era and the beginning of a new one. And I’m really happy about it. Let’s see what happens!
OMG I HATE PEOPLE
He so desperately wants his mother to come back whereas I so desperately want her to stay away. It’s interesting how feelings contrast.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Wearing restricting clothing, such as bras and belts, for 10+ hours a day should be illegal just because of how uncomfortable it gets.
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
I also looked up “don’t fuckle with shuckle”…
nobody on the corner got swagger like us
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward