February 2012
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I have a fairy yarn mother.
zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
parents: why did you-
me: because yolo
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
geodude:
georje:
I’m hoping for a good six inches tomorrow
and I’m not talking about snow
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
i will never know this love.
Lots of tits on my dash this evening.
I’m not complaining. I can appreciate a woman’s features.
I just hope that no one creeps over my shoulder.
January 2012
Which is more better: Food Porn or Porn Porn?
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